Two-class society
"How bad mood?" Asks Mr Doorman and retreats a step from me.
"Yes," I mouth to him.
"Why?" He wants to know.
"I went shopping."
"AHA."
you should hear how he emphasizes the AHA! When all was clear. But is it not, because the shopping today was quite entertaining.
(inset, which has nothing to do with the story: In front of me at the counter wanted a mountain farmer buy a Clock, which failed almost, because a) beeped the thing, when he unsuspectingly on the electronic control points by wearing and lay down the cashiers and b) the seller dropped the clock, as they showed him how this electronic checkpoints work. A scary moment later, the farmer a working clock and a warranty card. Then it was my turn. Although I'd weighed the cauliflower, but not the banana, which I raced through the store and as instructed by the cashier pressed the number 1 for bananas. The ladies behind me waited patiently and then solved any problem dress with lots of charm.)
"It was not the shopping," yelp, I.
"What then?" Snaps back Mr Doorman.
"the sidewalk."
"The sidewalk?"
"Yes, the damn sidewalk. A single kill zone!"
"death zone?"
"frozen everything. Total icy."
"Aha." This time it
sounds a bit nicer Mr Doorman of the AHA.
"Yes," I get excited myself. "I was thinking of going on the road. The fact was wonderfully dry and unvereist."
"You must understand me ...", begins Mr Doorman.
Yes, yes, I understand. The traffic has priority. Is indeed a shit if I make half a back flip, bounce to the back of the head and for the rest of life intone as withered vegetables popular blow.
"So ...", Mr Doorman takes another approach.
clear already. All right. It's like this: Zappadonghausen wants to be energy town. Zappandonghausen will be environmentally friendly. But when push comes to shove, you can prefer the energy-saving, environmentally friendly Pedestrian pop on the bib as the CO2-wielding drivers to annoy.
"I baked us chocolate cake", Mr Doorman takes a third attempt.
chocolate cake?
"I'd like a big piece," I say. "With vanilla ice cream. The whole program."
"With coffee?"
"with coffee."
I allowed to do that at all the calories that I burned on my shopping trip, it is now able to achieve greater energy balance. Weil: Zappandonghausen is energy city. Like I said.
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